herpes sounds like the name of a greek god
thats because it seriously is 1 letter away
um lol i don’t remember any greek gods named gerpes learn ur history
HERMES YOU ASSHOLE
HERE HE IS WITH HIS DICK AND HIS CROWN AND HIS DAMN CAPE
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Bat-Eared Fox by renedrivers on Flickr.
in other news i would like to open a couple sketch commission spots for the break.
For a whole $3 you can get a 8.5x11 page of sketches of whatever you want!!
- I’m really bad at drawing nsfw stuff but if you want something like that ok
- gore is ok but i can’t promise i’m great at that either and it would have to be pretty mild gore jsyk
- also you can determine what colors the sketches are in??? so that’s p cool
sketch examples:
The last one is a pretty ok example of what it would look like!! (except there would be more.)
i need some money to help out with holiday shoppin’ so if you’re interested please message me!! or signal boost, that would also be appreciated. Thank you!
Genus Tremoctopus
(Blanket Octopuses)
(not octopi octopuses is correct when referring to different species)
Blanket octopuses are a genus of pelagic (open water) octopuses that live in most tropical oceans. They get the name blanket due to the fact that the females have long webbing on their tentacles which looks like a blanket. These species exhibit extreme sexual dimorphism as the females are alot bigger than males and have the webbing, whereas males are a few centimeters long and have no webbing. This webbing is used as a defense mechanism, when a predator approaches the female she unveils her webbing making her look alot bigger. They also have the Badass property of being immune to the Portuguese man o war’s toxin and actually rip off their tentacles and use them for defensive purposes.
Phylogeny
Animalia-Mollusca-Cephalopoda-Octopoda-Argonautoida-Tremoctopodidae-Tremoctopus
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This essay is kind of the second part of an essay on taste that can be read here:
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Central heterochromia is an eye condition where there are two colors in the same iris; the central (pupillary) zone of the iris is a different color than the mid-peripheral (ciliary) zone.
when people say they love the deep sea i’m always like ” are you sure” because of these:
you know what that last one is?
that’s a fucking turtle
if a turtle can fuck your shit up anything can
Deep sea creatures are the best.